mofos — a market in people
Buy a key in someone before the rest of the timeline notices them. It pays you while you hold it.
One market for both crowds — 21 names listed via fomo and 8 via pump.fun, among 83 accounts on the same curve.
113$mofos traded across 2 traders
83
accounts listed
1
with a real market
2
keys in circulation
113$mofos
traded all time
Most valuable keys
Ranked by what the float is worth today
Latest trades
Every row is a trade someone actually made.
The index
83 accounts
Every account starts at supply zero. The next key costs whatever the curve says, and the price only moves because someone paid it.
| Account | Sector | Volume | Keys / next | Action |
|---|---|---|---|---|
 raj @rajgokalAxiom | Founders | 113 4 trades | 2 keys 400 $mofos next | Trade raj |
 mert @mertFomo | Builders | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade mert |
 Ansem @blknoiz06Fomo | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Ansem |
 ZachXBT @zachxbtGMGN | Media | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade ZachXBT |
 KALEO @CryptoKaleoFomo | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade KALEO |
 smolting @inversebrahGMGN | Media | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade smolting |
 Hsaka @hsakatradesAxiom | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Hsaka |
 Psycho @AltcoinPsychoAxiom | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Psycho |
 threadguy @notthreadguyGMGN | Media | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade threadguy |
 Orangie @orangieFomo | Degens | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Orangie |
 Unipcs @theunipcsFomo | Media | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Unipcs |
 Solana Legend @SolanaLegendGMGN | Degens | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Solana Legend |
 Cupsey @cupseyyGMGN | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Cupsey |
 pow @traderpowPadre | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade pow |
 Bags @bagsapppump.fun | Builders | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Bags |
 rasmr @rasmr_ethAxiom | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade rasmr |
 MoneyLord @moneylordAxiom | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade MoneyLord |
 ferb @ferbsolFomo | Degens | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade ferb |
 Sapijiju @sapijijupump.fun | Degens | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Sapijiju |
 Aurelius @aurelius0121Fomo | Builders | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Aurelius |
 leyten @leytenFomo | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade leyten |
 quasi @quasimattFomo | Builders | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade quasi |
 Logan Lim @loganlim_xFomo | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Logan Lim |
 Bull.Path @bull_pathFomo | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Bull.Path |
 CJ Watson @cjwatsonFomo | Media | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade CJ Watson |
 Kiro @Kirodev7Axiom | Builders | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Kiro |
 Pasterniq @pasterniqFomo | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Pasterniq |
 Kev @kevthedegenpump.fun | Degens | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Kev |
 Orion @orionchainGMGN | Founders | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Orion |
 PANIC @panicsolPadre | Degens | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade PANIC |
 morning @morningxbt_GMGN | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade morning |
 Theo @0xdetweilerfame.family | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Theo |
 Ethermonk @ether_monkfame.family | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Ethermonk |
 Fartman Sacks @fartmansacksfame.family | Degens | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Fartman Sacks |
 cented @flipski77fame.family | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade cented |
 Haseeb @hosseebfame.family | Builders | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Haseeb |
 jesse.base.eth @jessepollakfame.family | Builders | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade jesse.base.eth |
 L" @l71lbfame.family | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade L" |
 Murad @muststopmuradfame.family | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Murad |
 decu @notdecufame.family | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade decu |
 Grant Liu @oinkersrusfame.family | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Grant Liu |
 Paolo Ardoino @paoloardoinofame.family | Founders | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Paolo Ardoino |
 RC @resellcalendarfame.family | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade RC |
 Jalen @ripjalensfame.family | Degens | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Jalen |
 Brah @unnattybrahpump.fun | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Brah |
 loomdart @loomdartPadre | Degens | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade loomdart |
 Halcyon @halcyonsolFomo | Founders | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Halcyon |
 waste management @wastemanagem3ntpump.fun | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade waste management |
 Nils @nilsbuildsFomo | Builders | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Nils |
 Sam3d @sam3dsolFomo | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Sam3d |
 Alon @a1lon9pump.fun | Founders | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Alon |
 zhynx @onlyzhynxpump.fun | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade zhynx |
 JB @quantjbpump.fun | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade JB |
 nobi @0xnobifame.family | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade nobi |
 0xSun @0xsunnftfame.family | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade 0xSun |
 eq @404flippedfame.family | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade eq |
 Balaji @balajisfame.family | Founders | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Balaji |
 Base App @baseappfame.family | Builders | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Base App |
 Brian Armstrong @brian_armstrongfame.family | Founders | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Brian Armstrong |
 c0mpute @c0mputeaifame.family | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade c0mpute |
 casino @casino847fame.family | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade casino |
 Cooker.hl @cookerflipsfame.family | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Cooker.hl |
 Arthur Hayes @cryptohayesfame.family | Founders | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Arthur Hayes |
 CZ @cz_binancefame.family | Founders | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade CZ |
 Dior @dior100xfame.family | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Dior |
 SBF @sbf_ftxfame.family | Founders | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade SBF |
 Slurp @slurptoshi_fame.family | Degens | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Slurp |
 SmokΞy @smokey0xfame.family | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade SmokΞy |
 sol.engineer @sol_engineerfame.family | Builders | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade sol.engineer |
 S◎L Big Brain @solbigbrainfame.family | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade S◎L Big Brain |
 Song Zheng @songzfame.family | Builders | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Song Zheng |
 TheS◎Lstice @the__solsticefame.family | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade TheS◎Lstice |
 Tushar Jain @tushar_jainfame.family | Builders | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Tushar Jain |
 Market Watcher @watchingmarketsfame.family | Media | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Market Watcher |
 Yogurt @yogurt_ethfame.family | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Yogurt |
 Zach @zachtdavidsonfame.family | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Zach |
 Burgz @burgzsolGMGN | Degens | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Burgz |
 toly @tolyfame.family | Founders | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade toly |
 the reboot van @rebootFomo | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade the reboot van |
 0xngmi @0xngmiFomo | Builders | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade 0xngmi |
 Gainzy @gainzy222Fomo | Media | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Gainzy |
 Avast @0xavastFomo | Builders | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Avast |
 frank @frankdegodsFomo | Founders | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade frank |
How it works
Three moving parts, and none of them depend on the person showing up.
01
A curve per account
Key number n costs n squared, times a hundred $mofos. The first one is free and belongs to the account. Selling walks the same curve back down, so there is always a bid.
02
Keys pay while you hold
3% of every trade goes to a pool that drips to key holders. Hold a key in someone busy and it earns whether or not they ever post again.
03
Their cut waits for them
5% goes to the account itself, from the first trade onwards. It accrues whether or not anyone has turned up, and claiming the handle settles who it belongs to.
What a key costs
- key #1
- 0$mofos
- key #10
- 8,100$mofos
- key #50
- 240,100$mofos
- key #100
- 980,100$mofos
13% per trade
5 to the account, 3 to its holders, 5 to the protocol. Charged both ways, which makes mofos a place to hold rather than a place to churn.